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作者阿芒 时间2024-08-20

「不可唱歌、跳舞、看戏，

只是上网。」

粘鼠板先粘紧一只鼠

再粘住一只猫

食指

那老鼠快跑过芯片工厂跟随

每秒震荡数百万亿次的硅蒸气

难怪我们察觉不出它在跑

除了那

猫——

由于食指的缘故

被黏在捕鼠器上

现在它拿下半夜的性福赌注

鼠背上轮盘哗哗地响以及

丢骰子的喀啦，

喀啦

明天右手腕会留下红色印记

并非来自爱人的碰撞

“而是时代的见证！”幸运地，

它的爱人附议着

“大多数猫都是如此！”

白日每只猫都是处女

贞洁地，工作

按钮是按钮。

输送带是输送带。

老鼠处理干净装入便当盒或者保丽龙餐盘。

而夜晚则是奉献给

色情理想。

猫和鼠一起和

粘鼠板三者达到无数次高潮。

食指第一节潮湿且

增长0.01mm

老鼠秃了

捕鼠器

浪漫地痒

（十片指甲升天成为云）

骰子喀啦喀啦

轮盘哗哗哗

助长着

爱

和平

辐射

某些猫喜好哲学爱极

形而上的装扮:

「关于轮回。这一代猫幸运地

借新发明之助得以

在有生之年经历并

参与。我们将密切观察

如此频繁地

转法轮

对宇宙意识法流

有何影响？

有何意义？」

它们边说边摇

个性激烈的食指

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